A Japanese man was found dead under six tons of porn magazines.
According to The Sun, the 50-year-old named Joji was discovered six months after his death, when his landlord entered the apartment to find out why the rent hadn't been paid.
A cleaning crew was called in to remove the massive amounts of X-rated periodicals, which they reportedly found in every part of the apartment.
There's no word on if Joji had a heart attack and fell into stacks of magazines, or if he had been crushed by the heavy piles of pornographic papers.